Pringle Bastards.

Okay, this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You can just feel the rage here:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

Ha. That was just pure awesome.

All Washed Up.

Today I woke up and realized that my iPod Shuffle got put through the washer, and the dryer.
I am tuneless.
I am rockage-less.
I am angry.

Stuff I Like

So here's a bunch of stuff I like, 50 things to be exact.

1. My guitar, and making music
2. Listening to music
3. Art (writing, drawing, painting, etc.)
4. Books
5. Etsy
6. Doing political things
7. Euphoria Morning (all things Cornell, really)
8. Self sufficiency
9. Dreaming
10. Individuality
11. Sarcasm
12. Talking to people I actually like
13. Prank phone calls (I'm good at them.)
14. Singing and/or playing guitar to really loud music
15. Perfectly not hot, not cold weather
16. Playing air guitar (that's right, I'm an idiot)
17. Grass. Not the smoking kind. The kind outside.
18. Helping people out
19. Hating the American media
20. Oversized sweatshirts
21. Old Black and white films
22. Daydreaming
23. Going out at night
24. Being busy with fun stuff
25. Money (oh you know you like it too.)
26. Saving money
27. Rainy days (but only when I have stuff to do indoors. Or outdoors I guess. I like being in the rain.)
28. Laughing really hard
29. Long, good, interesting conversations
30. Being home alone and doing whatever I want
31. Knitting
32. Designing stuff
33. My camera
34. My iPod shuffle (it's so tiny, yet it produces so much rockage)
35. Buttons (the pinback kind.)
36. Playing the guitars at the music store (music stores are great)
37. Basements
38. Traveling
39. Showers/baths
40. My bed
41. Learning things (oh so nerdy)
42. Key necklaces ( necklaces with keys on them! They are so brilliant. Check some out at www.azhuresjewels.etsy.com)
43. Food (Mmm)
44. Drinks (I always have to have one in my hand. Especially iced tea. or iced coffee.)
45. Animals
46. Sleeping
47. Skin products (they just make me happy. Soap, lotion, whatever. I like smelling nice.)
48. Nina by Nina Ricci (this is an amazing perfume, but I can't have it because THEY TEST ON ANIMALS! EW!)
49. Computer stuff
50. Lip gloss. Yay.

So there it is. I'm very boring, no?

Life

Is it just me or are people completely inverted lately?

I mean, honestly, everyone is in a mad dash to have 2 cars in your garage and a nice house, and live in absolute suburban paradise. Doesn't matter if you loathe your job, or if your family never sees you. Or if everything at home is in the crapper. Why is it so important to have all this stuff? You know, stuff that sits around your house, the kind of house that looks like no one is living in it. Pristine galleries of breath taking interior decorating skills, gorgeous art gracing your walls, all kept immaculately clean by a nameless maid.

If that's life, then it's not worth living.

Guitarage?

So I play the guitar, and I'm really getting into a lot of Tom Morello's work. He is an incredibly innovative guitarist, and I find his techniques endlessly fascinating. Plus he's not a complete moron, so that's nice too. That guy knows his stuff. So if you haven't heard of him, he's the guitarist for Rage Against the Machine, and formerly Audioslave. He also does some solo work, and he's called the Nightwatchman for that. So check it out if you want to hear some mind numbingly creative guitar work!